After those first years, they
took him in for a second term
and now he barks a lot more

Okay, we're not unwilling
neighbours and throw him
a ball

Oh dear, he already has it
and with a lot of noise, he forces
us to give in to him again

He gets bored easily
and can't stand
being ignored, so

we take turns dressing up
in our best clothes
to serve as ball boys

In between, the dog bites
a few people on the legs
and poops wherever he pleases